Monday, April 26, 2010

MESSAGES FROM BRIGG

Collected by Ken Harrison

On the postbox in Tesco was a message to the postie. Apparently someone has posted a £10 note in the box and the note was asking the postie to return it to the Customers' Service desk.

Outside the Lord Nelson, an 'A'-board announced, 'Brochure available - Book Early for Christmas'.

On the pizza shop's sign, which is attached to its gable end facing Spring's Way, part of the sign indicates 'Chicken Delivery Available'. I wonder whether this relates to egg-laying problems, or if the shop has a few extra Rhode Island Reds for sale.

The public loo in Cary Lane doesn't seem to have proper signs. 'LADIES' and 'GENTS' are chalked on the brickwork near the appropriate convenience. Some scally seems to have reversed the signs - What an inconvenience!

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