I've got a bigger one...dead posh..If you see me in Brigg, it's not me, as I'm cruising the Med with lots of fashion models.. I once went on a yachting course..Another guy turned up with the mandatory blue nautical wellies on which he'd respectively painted 'P' and 'S'.. 'I get mixed up with left and right.' announced the guy.. 'I can see that', said the skipper, 'you've even painted 'port' and 'starboard' on the wrong wellies!'
While we're messing about with boats.. With the iceberg just of the starboard (right) bow (pointed bit), which way was the Titanic's helmsman (driver/steerer) ordered to turn the wheel?
I've got a bigger one...dead posh..If you see me in Brigg, it's not me, as I'm cruising the Med with lots of fashion models..
ReplyDeleteI once went on a yachting course..Another guy turned up with the mandatory blue nautical wellies on which he'd respectively painted 'P' and 'S'..
'I get mixed up with left and right.' announced the guy..
'I can see that', said the skipper, 'you've even painted 'port' and 'starboard' on the wrong wellies!'
While we're messing about with boats..
ReplyDeleteWith the iceberg just of the starboard (right) bow (pointed bit), which way was the Titanic's helmsman (driver/steerer) ordered to turn the wheel?