I thought it was a policewoman coming towards me in Bridge Street, then assumed it was a police community support officer...but no, it was actually one of North Lincolnshire Council's new civil enforcement officers, who now tackle parking offences, etc. To the untrained eye, like mine, you have to get pretty close to realise it's not the long arm of the conventional law. Or should I have gone to Specsavers?
You with an 'untrained eye'? Nah!!
ReplyDeleteYou're a reporter; you have fne motor manipulative finger skills as you scribble away at 300 wpm; you can smell out a story 3 days before it's started; your hearing is so acute that you can eavesdrop a conversation 3 steets away and dropped money from 5 streets... and we all know that you can see a free pint at the Black Bull from St Helen's Road.