A reduction in the Brigg-Scunthorpe weekend bus service is concerning Deputy Town Mayor Coun James Truepenny.
He said the No 4 ‘late’ bus was no longer running, causing problems for people coming home from work or visiting the hospital.
The town council is to raise the matter with the Hornsby company, from Ashby, which operates the service.
The bus must be very late - Nigel hasn't been heard of for days!!!!
ReplyDeleteHope you're okay, Nige - all is forgiven and you can start writing your blog again.
Missing for days!
ReplyDeleteA local search for Nigel has begun - so far a chewed reporter's pencil and half a cricket score sheet has been found.
The local buses and coucil chambers are being checked for DNA.
I can the possible ST headlines now - 'Fishing for Fisher' or 'Brigg's Milky Bar Kid LBW'd'!!!!
Sunday!!!! and still no Nige.
ReplyDeleteRumour has it that a man, fitting Nigel's description accidently got on last Tuesday night's non-stop, express bus to Pitlochry.
Mrs Mabel Scantlebury, from Brigg claims that she saw a man on Friday afernoon looking like Nige (but unshaven, dishevelled and smelly) attempting to thumb lifts in Peebles.
Is it a Monster !!
ReplyDeleteScoop spotted unshaven, dishevelled and smelly taking a bath in Loch Ness .
The Fort William Bugler reported today that Nigel Fisher was detained by the local constabulary for allegedly bathing in Loch Ness . Sgt Angus MacCoatup stated that upon arrest Mr Fisher ( 68 ) of Brigg N.Lincs said " I'll be Bloggered if I am going to say why I was found in the Loch armed with only a bar of Imperial Leather ".
Upon which he was last seen streaking past the Highland Tourist Information Centre ,much to the amazement of a group of Japanes tourists who returned to Japan amidst wild claims that they had 156 photos of the Loch Ness monster on dry land .
......and the photographs confirm what the cricket team, having seen him in the shower, have said for years!!!!
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